I don’t care how good looking a girl might be, I would never be doing this. The structure looks to be dilapidated and the height is dizzying. I’d be afraid that too much “pounding” would cause the slab to break off – and then lights out.
That, and of course because I’m married.
Where Is Hollywood Going?
To here: Sudan, 1993 – Famine victim in a feeding center. Reminiscent of the Holocaust? This image, while sickening – shows not only the plight of the world, but also I believe makes a statement (extreme as it is) about perceived beauty. How long until Hollywood stops promoting girls’ bodies that look like little boys, to something more drastic – closer to this. I’m sure we all hope it would never go that far, but let history speak for itself.
Google Sucks as a Dictionary
I know. Google isn’t meant to be a dictionary.
But they do offer the “define:” feature, and they also offer spelling suggestions in most cases. Since I’ve become accustomed to using Google by default – I expect to find the results I’m looking for.
Recently, I misspelled the word “misogyny” and used the define feature “define: masoginy“. I got back nothing and no spelling suggestions. I could understand if I was so far off that any dictionary would tell me to go die in a fire, but damn man – I thought I was close. It’s as if Google was saying to me, “Look, I’ve searched, and whatever you typed – I have no idea.” It reminded me of Bill Burr’s joke about spell check.
OMGWTFBBQ
I can appreciate most all the acronyms that have arisen since the “Internet age”. But for crying out loud, it’s been out of hand for far too long now. And while I may not condone all of it, or get frustrated by some of it – I still feel as if the “new stuff” is making me more stupid somehow.
A little background:
When I began my “Internet endeavor” in 1991, people weren’t using all the acronyms they are now – no where near. The first I was exposed to was:
- LOL
- LMAO [LMFAO]
- BRB
- AFK
I could even stand the ones that evolved into or came much later, such as:
- JK
- OMG
- WTF
- FTW
The one’s I never liked and never will are:
- L8TER (or any variation using numbers)
- ROTFL
- B4 (or CU, CYA, or any variation of using “C” as “see”)
- M$ (because that’s gay)
There you have it. Live by my opinion.
721 Claps Per Second
Remember the useless Guinness Book of Records entry for the world’s longest nipple hair? Well here’s another useless entry.
Here’s Kent French, record holder for most claps per minute.

