Product Packaging Failures

Yes, all of these are real product packages, labels, etc. Society is so litigious, most of these are to prevent the possibility of a lawsuit, however some of these are just over the top because of a fanatical marketing executive, CEO, or likewise.

Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Liquid Soap
Holy fuckin’ shit! This label is annoying on so many different levels I’m not sure where to even begin.
This whackjob even has a documentary?
Wanna know just how bat-shit crazy “Dr. Bronner” is? Read here.
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Dr. Bonner\'s Peppermint Liquid Soap

Most of us have already seen the old 40’s & 50’s slogans and advertisements where women aren’t portrayed in the best of light. But this one really cracks me up because it basically says that women should be keeping everything clean, including the drains. If not, you’re a piece of shit and we’ll make sure you feel like it.
Drano Ad

AVC Corporation’s Rotating Packaging
Neat concept, but check this out. Plastic can be completely clear and allow you to view all sides without the added axis point! I have to believe that vacuum molding packaging is easier more cost effective than creating parts for packaging.Ratating Packaging Provides 360 View

Armour Pork Brains In Milk Gravy
After you’re done throwing up, wrap your warped mind around this. I’m no health nut, but this just doesn’t sound safe. I already wouldn’t eat brains, but add to the fact that they’re high in cholesterol!? I smoke a pack a day and love bacon – but everything about this product makes me want to hide.
Pork Brains In Milk Gravy

Music Appreciation

Finnish rock band The Leningrad Cowboys & The Red Army Choir (Choir Aleksandrov) perform “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynard Skynard. Very strange. And apparently this was on the MTV Music Awards in 1994? I dunno, I stopped watching MTV when they stopped playing music and started pumping out horrid shows.

Here’s some of the worst karaoke style singing I’ve ever heard. Supposedly this is from “Seth’s Bar Mitzvah circa 1993” and it clearly should have stayed packed away in 1993.

Next up is this Korean guy stealing the show with his over the top drumming style.

Amazon Review of the CatGenie Self-Cleaning Litter Box

There have been many funny reviews on sites like Amazon, Ebay, etc. but this one really caught my attention because we own 2 cats. Here’s a well written and funny review of the CatGenie Self-Cleaning Litter Box.

Since Amazon has been known to remove certain reviews of products, I’ll post the full text here and give a link back in the slim case that the review stays and Amazon doesn’t remove it.

Continue reading Amazon Review of the CatGenie Self-Cleaning Litter Box

Yahoo! Answers = Comedy Gold

I remember reading awhile back about a guy who went to Yahoo! Answers when he got bored and asked ridiculous questions or gave rubbish answers. So it’s really not much of a surprise to see what I saw the other day. Unfortunately, the question was deleted that same day – but not before I grabbed a screen shot of it!

Yahoo! Answers

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Now dead link:

My girlfriend hasn’t had period since she got pregnant?
ok im kinda worried an all. my g/f hasn’t had her period she she got pregnant. do you think the baby is drinkin the blood??? shes 6 months pregnant.