We’ve all seen those horrible late night local commercials that leave you feeling sorry for the poor bastards who are in them. Here are two commercials that have that special something that actually make them awesome.
I wish all commercials were like this first one. I can’t imagine this would be on TV for real, so I’m assuming it’s a spoof. They will sell you a car and fuck your wife.
Fuck You Baltimore!
This one was actually shown on local TV in Rockingham County, NC. I think I’d vote for this guy just because if he won, I’d be expecting the teaching curriculum to be slightly altered. Kids would be taking classes on Lego construction and be forced to pledge allegiance to the Jedi Council.
Christopher Knight for School Board