Good God: The Right Is So Wrong

I’ve never understood how religious people who claim abortion is murder, yet find it absolutely okay to murder someone who has been born. Talk about being confused.

This has been going on for ages, but today it comes into light again as Dr. George Tiller was assassinated while entering church this morning. He was pro-choice. You can bet your life, that his life was ended by a pro-life proponent. How messed up is that?

I’m very tired of the people who claim to be “religious” acting so backwards and feeling justified as long as it fits within their terms at the moment. What makes it even more disgusting is actually reading their comments.

This shows exactly what most people who claim to be “religious” or “leaning right” have completely wrong. I’d like to be able to think like them for just 1 week and stone all of them to death like other religious fanatics – if only for the sole cause is they believe something I do not. That would in my eyes just be merely turning the tables. You want eye for an eye? Please, let us follow this rule and you will see most of you religious nut bags would be dead as most of you have some sort of severely criminal background – most notably you molesting children.

You sicken me and many others. I hope, like you do your opponents, you rot in the hell you so much believe in.

Food Gone Wrong

We’re not talking about “preference” here, or even just “what’s available.” We’re talking about food items that should never have been invented. We’re not even talking about chilled monkey brains, hogs feet, gizzards, squid, or even eyeballs.

Nope, we’re talking about food combinations or packaging that just shouldn’t be. And there is plenty of examples that should make you cringe or maybe even make you swear off certain food just because it’s offered in a particular way. Unless of course your diet has been dirt and twigs, or maybe the occasional fly since you were born. For example:

Canned Bread
Of course everyone loves some type of bread product, but do we really love it so much we’ll eat it out of a can? What’s interesting is it clearly looks like it’s for the military and it’s made by the same people that make spray paints and RC cars.
Bread in a can

Canned Steak & Kidney Pie
Seriously, who in the fuck invented this? Why? This should be on Fear Factor. Steak is awesome, canned steak, I can’t say – never had it. But canned steak & kidney pie? Now you’re just being ridiculous. And no, that’s not a picture of me.
Canned Steak and Kidney Pie
[via: Flickr]

Canned Silk Worm Pupae
Fucking BBQ flavored. Christ on a crutch. This food is for lost civilizations and tribes that haven’t ever been in contact with the modern world. And some bastard decided to flavor and can the shit? I’m pretty sure I’ve just seen everything.
BBQ Silk Worm Pupae
[via: Toyrential-Reign]

Packaged Jellied Eel
Son of a bitch, I’m still almost heaving from the BBQ’ed Pupae. Leave it to an Asian culture to gross your Western World ass out. They’ll do it every time, but they’ll also pixelate porn – go figure. Anyway, eating eel is fucked up – but then jelly and package the shit like eel Jello packs and… oh god, I’m gonna puke.
Jellied Eel
[via: Wikipedia]

Canned Creamed Corn
Who the hell thought it was a good idea to make corn soup? I don’t understand why you’d want to eat something that looks similar and was the consistency of vomit. After the posts above, I think I horked up some creamed corn.
Creamed Corn
[via: Del Monte]

Okay, the creamed corn was kind of a joke. But not really. That stuff is nasty baby.