Sports Jersey Flukes

Sometimes things just work out too perfectly and in order to bring balance back to the universe, God has to kill a family of penguins or two. I believe the majority of these photos happen to be a wonderful coincidence. However, one of the photos you know was planned by a couple of attention getting whores. Oddly enough, they’re missing the “tramp stamp”… sorry, back on topic.

Check out these masterpieces of twist of fate, or as Bob Ross would call them, “happy accidents”.


Dingleberry
I believe those are probably their last names, but I can’t imagine they’re standing next to each other on accident. I don’t care though, it’s friggin great.
Dingleberry


Cokehead
This one’s been around awhile and many people have seen it. Well see it again damn it, because it’s one of those “happy accidents”. (â„¢ Bob Ross)
Cokehead


Pair of balls
These are either two of funniest brothers in sports or two of most oblivious brothers in sports. Either way, it’s gold. Well, maybe more like brass… get it? Brass balls? I’ll be here until midnight, be sure to tip the waitress.
Pair of balls


Small one
Is he really secure with his manhood or is he just finally accepting the facts? I don’t know, maybe it’s just the cold weather thing. But I don’t see any chicks near him, poor bastard.
Small one


Anus
Okay, what’s up with last names and sexual innuendos?
Now I’m just thinking our ancestors were playing the worlds biggest practical joke on the future.
Anus


Coke whores
They said it, not me. At one point, I would have found this funny. Now that I’m getting ready to have a daughter, I find it sad. Well, kind of. Pretty much mostly. Seriously. Shit.
Coke whores


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