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Typical Reaction to the Revelation That I Do Not Own a Cell Phone, By Year
This is probably very true.

I just can’t choose, they’re all hot!
P.S. These aren’t ninjas – just in case you were wondering.

Man pulls 375lb drowning bear out of the Gulf of Mexico
Bear wrastlin’ practice?

“Well, we fooled ’em for a long time, didn’t we?” (Zip the Pinhead)
It’s nice to think the guy knew exactly what he was doing.

America accused of stealing constitution from Ukraine
Ukraine’s Prime Minister is kinda hot in the picture (and bat-shit crazy.) But uh, open a bit wider please!

Don’t want to be a US citizen any longer? Bust out your checkbook.
Unfortunately, this isn’t all that surprising. Total bullshit, but not surprising – if the bill passes.

NIN: The Slip Download Map

As most people (certainly any respecting Nine Inch Nails fan) know, NIN offered their latest album “The Slip” free for download on the Internet. Trent and the rest of NIN encouraged you to download, remix, share, etc. what they offered. After the success of Radiohead’s similar concept, NIN was ready to try it with their own work rather than that of someone they produced, such as Saul Williams’ album “The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust.”

First, check out the cool data mapping representing downloads of their latest album according to geographic region: (click images for biggie size)
NIN Downloads USA and MexicoNIN Downloads EuropeNIN Downloads AsiaNIN Downloads AustraliaNIN Downloads South America
(If you have Google Earth installed, you can download the KML file.)

While Trent Reznor was clearly upset at the outcome of offering Saul’s album to the public with a chance for fans to pay or download for free – it wasn’t all that surprising. Most die-hard NIN fans had never heard of Saul Williams. Why would they pay for an album from an artist they’ve never heard of? It felt like a gimmick everyone is used to. You hear 1 good song on the radio, buy the album and instantly become disappointed that the only good song was the one you heard on the radio. You just paid $15 bucks for 1 song. I believe that is why most people didn’t opt to pay (contribute) to their free download.

However, it’s a different story with a band such as NIN with a long standing fan-base and a lot of creditability on their side. I don’t believe profit numbers have been made public as of yet (over 1,400,000 people downloaded “The Slip”), so at this point I can only speculate. While NIN’s latest album and release approach may not have beaten Radiohead’s numbers, I’m willing to bet it was a relatively positive result that would encourage Trent to continue this style of release.

ICANN Just Created a Shit Storm

Shit StormThey’ve been talking about the possibility of creating new top-level domains (TLD) for awhile now. Well they just voted and viola, soon in 2009, you’ll be able to choose from all kinds of generic addresses based on common words, brands, company names, cities, or proper names.

As one user put it:

My dream of owning clownpenis.fart is coming to fruition.

Many people (including myself) believe this is going to be another huge mess to deal with, only time will tell for sure. I also think it’s going to look ridiculous when a major corporation registers something like pepsi.pepsi

[via: AFP]

School Locked Down After Seeing… a Ninja!

This is getting comical. I understand the reason for schools having to be a bit overly suspicious these days, but holy shit! Someone saw a ninja and locked the school down? Did somebody just see Red Dawn recently or something?

Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

[via: phillyburbs.com]