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- Eating vicodin can make you über smart.
- Female doctors are hot, female nurses are not.
- Having tenure means you can do whatever you want, including telling your boss she has nice tits.
- All doctors are lonely, except on nights when they take meth and have sex with each other.
- Doctors are excellent at breaking in to homes.
- The best doctors dress like Irwin M. Fletcher
- Cameron is anorexic.
- Chase is bi-sexual.
- Foreman is black.
- House has deeper cracks in his face than Rosie O’Donnell’s ass.