10 Things I Learned by Watching House MD

Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House

  1. Eating vicodin can make you über smart.
  2. Female doctors are hot, female nurses are not.
  3. Having tenure means you can do whatever you want, including telling your boss she has nice tits.
  4. All doctors are lonely, except on nights when they take meth and have sex with each other.
  5. Doctors are excellent at breaking in to homes.
  6. The best doctors dress like Irwin M. Fletcher
  7. Cameron is anorexic.
  8. Chase is bi-sexual.
  9. Foreman is black.
  10. House has deeper cracks in his face than Rosie O’Donnell’s ass.

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