Yes, all of these are real product packages, labels, etc. Society is so litigious, most of these are to prevent the possibility of a lawsuit, however some of these are just over the top because of a fanatical marketing executive, CEO, or likewise.
Dr. Bronner’s Peppermint Liquid Soap
Holy fuckin’ shit! This label is annoying on so many different levels I’m not sure where to even begin.
This whackjob even has a documentary?
Wanna know just how bat-shit crazy “Dr. Bronner” is? Read here.
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Drano
Most of us have already seen the old 40’s & 50’s slogans and advertisements where women aren’t portrayed in the best of light. But this one really cracks me up because it basically says that women should be keeping everything clean, including the drains. If not, you’re a piece of shit and we’ll make sure you feel like it.
AVC Corporation’s Rotating Packaging
Neat concept, but check this out. Plastic can be completely clear and allow you to view all sides without the added axis point! I have to believe that vacuum molding packaging is easier more cost effective than creating parts for packaging.
Armour Pork Brains In Milk Gravy
After you’re done throwing up, wrap your warped mind around this. I’m no health nut, but this just doesn’t sound safe. I already wouldn’t eat brains, but add to the fact that they’re high in cholesterol!? I smoke a pack a day and love bacon – but everything about this product makes me want to hide.
