Corny David Caruso One-Liners

It started with the original CSI’s Gil Grissom (William L. Petersen) and his cheesey play on words. They were actually kind of funny because they were fitting with his nerdly, bug loving character.

CSI: Miami had its main character quirks as well. Horatio Caine (David Caruso) always put on his shades at the end of an episode and keeps his head cocked to one side a lot (that’s gotta cause David Caruso some serious neck and back pains). Of course, he has his own corny one-liners at the opening of the show.

Here’s seven minutes of corny David Caruso one-liners delivered during the intro to CSI: Miami.
Video after the jump.

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