This is one of the funniest sports stories I’ve ever read. Enjoy.
Ethan Albright Strikes Back
To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden â€˜07
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so Iâ€™ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fucking bullshit and you should kiss my mother-fucking ass. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his ass on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.