Mike Tyson

Mike TysonGod damn I loved Mike Tyson as a fighter when I was younger. The guy was an animal, ferociously devouring his opponents in seconds. He was the new era of fighter that would take the world of boxing to the next level.

Unfortunately his career fizzled just as fast as it had begun. His personal life and career began to deteriorate until he became a novelty.

A few quick facts:

  • Michael Gerard Tyson was born June 30, 1966.
  • Rated as the fourteenth greatest boxer of all time by Ring magazine.
  • Nicknamed “Iron” Mike Tyson, Kid Dynamite, and The Baddest Man on the Planet.
  • The movie Tyson is a great look at his early days as boxer, to being the “Heavyweight Champion of the World”, and to his controversial days of being convicted of rape.

Here is a compilation of his funniest quotes.

Sports Jersey Flukes

Sometimes things just work out too perfectly and in order to bring balance back to the universe, God has to kill a family of penguins or two. I believe the majority of these photos happen to be a wonderful coincidence. However, one of the photos you know was planned by a couple of attention getting whores. Oddly enough, they’re missing the “tramp stamp”… sorry, back on topic.

Check out these masterpieces of twist of fate, or as Bob Ross would call them, “happy accidents”.

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Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

Most everyone has heard of Terry Tate: Office Linebacker by now. 8 hilarious commercials created for Reebok that feature “Terrible” Terry Tate, an American Football linebacker who “gives out the pain” to those in the office who are not obeying the rules.

Here is all 8 episodes in order of their creation.

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Blues Retire Brett Hull’s #

Brett HullThe St. Louis Blues retired Brett Hull’s #16 tonight, we had tickets but we’re both sick as all get out. So we didn’t go, but we did watch it on TV.

For a long time, Brett Hull was the face for the St. Louis Blues. Towards the end of his career in St. Louis, many fans started to question his performance. It seemed lack luster, fans were wondering why he commanded such a high salary. The simple answer to Brett’s performance is Mike Keenan. That lousy excuse for a coach dessimated the St. Louis Blues team by trading off all the “stars” on the team.

At any rate, Brett Hull and many of his old team mates came back tonight to see his number get retired – and it was awesome. Not only did he get his number retired, but the city is actually going to name a street after him.

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