Mike Tyson

Mike TysonGod damn I loved Mike Tyson as a fighter when I was younger. The guy was an animal, ferociously devouring his opponents in seconds. He was the new era of fighter that would take the world of boxing to the next level.

Unfortunately his career fizzled just as fast as it had begun. His personal life and career began to deteriorate until he became a novelty.

A few quick facts:

  • Michael Gerard Tyson was born June 30, 1966.
  • Rated as the fourteenth greatest boxer of all time by Ring magazine.
  • Nicknamed “Iron” Mike Tyson, Kid Dynamite, and The Baddest Man on the Planet.
  • The movie Tyson is a great look at his early days as boxer, to being the “Heavyweight Champion of the World”, and to his controversial days of being convicted of rape.

Here is a compilation of his funniest quotes.

10 Things I Learned by Watching House MD

Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House

  1. Eating vicodin can make you über smart.
  2. Female doctors are hot, female nurses are not.
  3. Having tenure means you can do whatever you want, including telling your boss she has nice tits.
  4. All doctors are lonely, except on nights when they take meth and have sex with each other.
  5. Doctors are excellent at breaking in to homes.
  6. The best doctors dress like Irwin M. Fletcher
  7. Cameron is anorexic.
  8. Chase is bi-sexual.
  9. Foreman is black.
  10. House has deeper cracks in his face than Rosie O’Donnell’s ass.