Several years ago, some co-workers and myself had run across a “confession” site (grouphug.us), where anyone could anonymously confess to anything.
There were some pretty funny confessions there, some real, some fake. Here are a few of the more entertaining posts:
I have a large penis and I think I have stretched my girfriends pussy permanently as it now doesn’t touch the sides, I might as well stick it in a clowns pocket or a wizards sleeve.
Im really fat. I weigh 489 pounds and I keep skittles in my bellybutton. I keep them there so when I go up the stairs I can eat a few for energy. And I also throw some up to the top of the stairs for motivation to get there.