Several years ago, some co-workers and myself had run across a “confession” site (grouphug.us), where anyone could anonymously confess to anything.
There were some pretty funny confessions there, some real, some fake. Here are a few of the more entertaining posts:
I have a large penis and I think I have stretched my girfriends pussy permanently as it now doesn’t touch the sides, I might as well stick it in a clowns pocket or a wizards sleeve.
Im really fat. I weigh 489 pounds and I keep skittles in my bellybutton. I keep them there so when I go up the stairs I can eat a few for energy. And I also throw some up to the top of the stairs for motivation to get there.
Jeff Han is a research scientist for New York University’s Courant Institute of Mathematical Sciences. Here, he demonstrates – for the first time publicly – his intuitive, “interface-free,” touch-driven computer screen, which can be manipulated intuitively with the fingertips, and responds to varying levels of pressure.
Sometimes things just work out too perfectly and in order to bring balance back to the universe, God has to kill a family of penguins or two. I believe the majority of these photos happen to be a wonderful coincidence. However, one of the photos you know was planned by a couple of attention getting whores. Oddly enough, they’re missing the “tramp stamp”… sorry, back on topic.
Check out these masterpieces of twist of fate, or as Bob Ross would call them, “happy accidents”.